型があることの罪悪感

戦い済んで日が暮れて。

掃除しても掃除しても、床の上に落ちる長い髪の毛。
これが一気になくなったことが何より嬉しい。(しみじみ)

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【雑事】
アジア人についての文章があるなら、アメリカについてもやはりあるもんだ。
項目あまり多くないけど。
こうゆうのを目にすると、以前はまってた各国ジョーク集が読みたくなる。



1. Only in America ...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3 Only in America ...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America ...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Commented by Kaori at 2006-04-05 15:49 x
only in America面白いですね!特に4.でっかいバーガーとフライを食べるのに、ダイエットコークもないもんだ。確かに!
Commented by Miyuki at 2006-04-06 11:02 x
うんうん、この国をある程度知ってる人には面白いよね~。私は3と6にもウケましたがな。


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